I was looking at the ceiling & then I saw the sky

fuckyeahmerylstreep:

(@ Julie & Julia photocall in Roma!)

bohemea:

Catherine Zeta-Jones & Renee Zellweger - Vogue by Annie Leibovitz, November 2002

CATHERINE THE LOVE OF MY LIFE!!! I need to go watch Chicago right now.

quote-book:

kari-shma:

Lights will guide you home {Explored!} (via Angie♥Nan)

(via hazelweatherfield)

(via papertissue)

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Thanks, but I don’t want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you’re not really my type.
4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I’m not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn’t it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn’t! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I’m not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won’t make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I’d hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now as I have to work in the morning.

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